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If you kiss her, you are not a gentle man.
If you don't, you are not a man.
သင္သူတို႕ကုိနမ္းဖို႕ႀကိဳးစားမယ္ဆုိရင္ သင္ဟာလူႀကီးလူေကာင္းမဟုတ္ဘူးတဲ့ …
သင္ကမနမ္းဘူးဆုိရင္ေတာ့ .. ကုိကိုေယာက်ာ္းမဟုတ္ဘူးတဲ့ ….

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
သူတုိ႕ကုိခ်ီးမြမ္းရင္ …. သင္လိမ္ေနတယ္လုိ႕ထင္ၾကတယ္…
မခ်ီးမြမ္းျပန္ရင္ေတာ့ … သင့္တစ္ကုိယ္လုံးမွာေကာင္းတာမရွိဗလာနတၳိလုိ႕ယူဆၾကတယ္….

If you agree for all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are not understanding.
မင္းလုပ္သမွ်ႀကိဳက္တယ္ဆုိရင္ … .. သင္ဟာလူေပ်ာ့ညံ့တစ္ေယာက္တဲ့ …
မႀကိဳက္ဘူးဆုိျပန္ရင္ေတာ့ … သင္ဟာနားလည္မႈမရွိသူလုိ႕ေျပာၾကျပန္ေရာ ….

If you visit and call her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses of double crossing.
သူမထံကိုမၾကာခဏလည္မယ္အျပင္ထြက္လည္ဖုိ႕ေခၚမယ္ဆုိရင္ပ်င္းစရာလုိ႕ထင္ၾကတယ္..
မေခၚမိျပန္ရင္လည္း … .. သင္ဟာငါးရံ႕ႏွစ္ေကာင္ဖမ္းေနသူလုိ႕စြပ္စဲြမယ္…..

If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy.
If you are not, she says you are a dull boy.
သင္ကေကာင္းေကာင္း၀တ္စားထားမယ္ဆုိရင္ .. အေပ်ာ္အပါးလုိက္စားခ်င္သူ / ပိုင္းလုံးတဲ့ …
ကေပကေရေနျပန္ပါက .. .. သင္ဟာ ငထုံငအ သုံးမရတဲ့ဗ် ….

If you are jealous, she says it is bad.
If you are not, she thinks you do not love her.
သင္ကသူမကို ကၽြဲမီးတိုမယ္ဆုိရင္ … အဲဒါကသေဘာထားမႀကီး/မေကာင္းတဲ့စိတ္ဓါတ္တဲ့ …
အကယ္၍သင္က နားလည္မႈေပးျပန္ေတာ့ .. သူမကိုမခ်စ္ပါဘူးလုိ႕ထင္ျပန္ေရာဗ်ာ ...

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
သူမနဲ႕ခ်စ္စခန္း၀င္ဖုိ႕ႀကိဳးစားမယ္ဆုိရင္ …. သူမရဲ႕သိကၡာကုိမေလးစားဘူးတဲ့ …
အဲလုိမေနျပန္ရင္ေတာ့ .. သင္ကသူမကုိ တကယ္မႏွစ္သက္ပါဘူးလုိ႕ထင္ၾကျပန္တယ္ ... ….

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that is girl’s way.
အကယ္၍သင္ကတစ္မီးနစ္ေနာက္က်ေရာက္မယ္ဆုိရင္ .. ေစာင့္လုိက္ရတာေသေတာ့မယ္တဲ့
သူမကမ်ား ေနာက္က်ခဲ့ရင္ေတာ့ .... မိန္းခေလးဆုိတာဒီလုိပဲေလတဲ့......

If you visit another man, you are not putting "Quality time".
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it is natural we are girls".
သင့္သူငယ္ခ်င္းဆီလည္ပတ္မယ္ဆုိရင္ သင္ဟာအခ်ိန္ရဲ႕တန္ဖိုးကုိမေလးစားသူ ….
သူမဆီကုိသူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလာလည္ရင္ေတာ့ .. မိန္းခေလးသဘာ၀လည္တတ္ၾကတာေပါ့ …

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
သူမကိုအၾကာႀကီးေနမွတစ္ခါေလာက္ပဲနမ္းမယ္ဆုိရင္ .. ရွင္ဟာေလသုံးစားမရတဲ့ ေရခဲတုံးပဲ
မၾကာခဏနမ္းမိျပန္ရင္ေတာ့ … ရွင္က အခြင့္အေရးသမားပဲလုိ႕ေအာ္ျပန္ေရာဗ် …..

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it is one of men's tactics for seduction.
လမ္းျဖတ္ကူးခ်ိန္မွာ သူမလက္ကိုမတဲြရင္ … သင္ဟာလူ႕က်င့္၀တ္ကို မသိနားမလည္သူႀကီး
တဲြမိျပန္ရင္ေတာ့ .. ဒါဟာေယာက်ာ္းေတြရဲ႕ပုိးပန္းျမဴဆြယ္နည္းတစ္ခုလုိ႕ထင္ၾကျပန္တယ္ ..

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
သင္ကတျခားမိန္းခေလးကိုေငးမိရင္ျဖင့္ … သင္ဟာငန္းေက်ာထသူ/ႏွာဘူး ..လုိ႕စြပ္စြဲၿပီ …..
သူမကတျခားေယာက်ာ္းေလးကုိေငးတာကေတာ့ … … ေလးစားအားက်လုိ႕ပါတဲ့ ….

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
သင္ကေျပာေနတဲ့သူဆုိရင္ …. သင့္ကိုနားေထာင္သူပဲျဖစ္ေစခ်င္ၿပီး ….
သင္ကနားပဲေထာင္ေနျပန္ရင္ … သင့္ကိုစကားေျပာေစခ်င္ျပန္တယ္… .. .. .. ကဲ ...ခက္ေပဘူးလားဗ်ာ ..

IN SHORT: တုိတုိေျပာရရင္ေလ ….. သူတို႕ဟာ ……

So simple, yet too complex.
တကယ္ရုိးစင္းသေယာင္နဲ႕ အရမ္းနားလည္ရခက္တဲ့သူေတြ …….
So weak, yet so powerful.
အားႏြဲ႕သလုိလုိနဲ႕ အလြန္ကိုလႊမ္းမုိးအႏုိင္ယူတတ္သူေတြ …..
So confusing, yet so Desirable.
တကယ့္ကုိစိတ္ရႈပ္ေခါင္းေနာက္ေစတတ္သလုိ ခ်စ္စရာစဲြမက္စရာလည္းေကာင္းမွေကာင္း ….
So Damning, yet so Wonderful....THAT IS WHAT WE CALL WOMAN...!!!!
အင္း .. ဒီလုိ .. ေလာကမွာၾသခ်ရေလာက္သူေတြမုိ႕လုိ႕လည္း မိန္းမလုိ႕ေခၚၾကတာေပါ့ေလ…..

[man nuam]

1. Dah/heh aa ka kahcaing in, khial leh khiallo te gen nawn ken la hehnep na kam leh pasal na hih na tawh tha nong piak ding ka deih mahmah hi.2. Second sim in ongphawk den kei ding in ong ngaihsun sam ken. nang nong phawk bangbang in ken zong ong phawk ingh. nangdan mah hi ingh.

3. Tangval mel hoih nono ka muh ciang ken zong tua te ka en nuam hi.

4. Nangtung ah khat veivei ciang ki hehsak, ki ngeksak aa ka om pen- nong hehpih zaw deuh ding, nong kin zawk na ding ka ut na ahi hi.5. Mihau pipi na hihloh hang pha mawh sa keng, hau nopna lungsim na neih ding pen lunggulh zaw ingh.

6. Khat veivei apua ih paiciang siangsitset aa ka om ding zong ki sap lam nong theih pihding zong ki sam hi. ( ki zem lua aa pasal ten muanglo te aa ding)

7. Kei pen- leitung ah a hoihpen hi keng, ahi zong hoih lua teh! it huai mahmah teh cih kam mal pen nang kiang pan ka zaknop mahmah ahi hi.



8. Kasam te acolour khel in, ka mitkhu mul te ka zem aa, khedap tawsang bulh in ka om ciang in, nang aa ding in nong it semsem nading ka deihna cih nong theih pih ding ka deih hi.

9. Kei aa dng nithupi ( Birthday) cih te pen- nong ciap teh sak dending ki sam mahmah hi.

10. Ka vai khempeuh kong theihsak nuam aa, ka ki zepna leh numei vai khempeuh ah na tel khin kei zong in, kong gen ciang in nongngaihsak ding ut mahmah ingh.

11. Khat veivei lup kuan ciang phone ong call le teh, ih mutdan nuam mahmah hi. tua bang hun pen omkhop loh laitak aa ding athupi mah mah ahih lam ong thei siam in.

12. Nang pen na hoih kei zong in, siangtho tak aa na om den ding pen lunggulh mah mah ingh.

13. Kei zong, leitung ah mihing(numei) aapaing aa ni ki sim a hih man in, khakhat in ni 3(thum) peuh mah suahtak na nong piak ding ki sam ka sa hi.(sorry.)
14. Mihing tektek ih hih man in, siamna khat tek nei hang aa- ei siamna te tek ah tha ki pia aa- siam teh ih ki cih theih tek ding kisam sa ingh.

15. Khat khat te ah ken zong hih thei/bawl thei ing. ahizong nang nong bawlsak nang nong hih sak ka ut zong om zel hi.
16. Ih omkhop loh ciang in, nang koi ah om, kua tawh ki khawl cih phone call / theisak na ong nei zel in. numei te pen thanem baih, khasia baih ahih lam ong phawk inla- midang kiang pan kamzak pen- numei ta aa ding haksa mahmah cih ong mangngilh ken.

17. Kisang khial in, phone ki ho laitak phone ka khait leh ong call kik teitei in. numei te heh le ung tua ci gamtat thei a hih lam na phawk dending ki sam hi.

18. Na giltui( gil gol) bel ki kotheih hi kei. ahi zongin, athau lua na hih ding ka utloh lam phawk den inla, kei san’g in lah gawng zaw sam kei in.

19. Thatang hoih mahmah aa, aval lualiang te lah, tuhun numei ten adeih khit loh lam zong na theih ding kisam sa ingh.

20. Lawm leh gual hoihlo na neih aa, tua te tawh na ki kholh ding ka deihloh pen- tua te mah bangaa- nong siat khak ding ka deihloh man hi zaw hi.

21. Kei lawm leh gual te zong, nong telsiam sak ding zong ut mahmah ingh.
22. An ka huan ciang in, anek bek ne lo in, lim nasak na kam mal zong za nuam ka hih lam na theih ding zong ki sam ka sa hi.

23. Lai at, lim suai, ki mawlna(sport) , lasak lam, cih bang khat teitei pen na theih/ na siam ding ka ut mahmah hi.adang te bel damdam in zong ci mai ni!

24. Ka sep khat peuhpeuh pen- thupi nasak na leh thupi na sak loh na nong gen den ding pen lung gulh mah mah ingh.

25. Pasal na hih na tawh thu nong gen den kei ding zong ut tuan keng.

26. Midik, thudik ahi zong ahoih khom ciang aa hoihaa, dik ding pen kisam ka sa hi.

27. An ka huan ciang in, kuangsawp nong huh ding, Puan kasawp ciang in, puan hai(khai) nong huh ding ka ut mahmah lam na theih ding ki sam hi.

28. Nasep na hanciam na te pen thupi ong sa mahmah ing. ahih zong in kei zong nong mangngilh loh ding ut mah mah ingh.

29. Koi ah paiding na hia? kong cih teh ! ka ut na peuhpeuh ah paiding ong ci ken. tua pen thu man na hilo aa – kei tawh om khop, nuam asa lo aa ngaih sun thei ka hih man hi.

30. Kei zong thau lua ka hih man in, an nek khiam ning kong cih ciang in, khiam kei in, gawng tuan kei ni teh- bangbang na hi zong ithuai/ngaihhuai veve teh cih kammal pen nang kiang pan za nuam mahmah ingh.

31. Numei tampi tak tawh na ki thuah ding deih keng. na ki thuah leh zong, lawmnu, zi nei na hih lam gen hamtang le teh ut ingh.

32. Ken pasal lawm ka neih leh zong pasal te numei lawm neih dan leh numei te lawmneih dan leh numei leh pasal te’n itna kuan ki vangtang zo zaw cih- ih theih sa tek a hihi.

33. Ken bel, na numei lawm te pen- nupi papi cih bang leh nang tawh ki gual cih bang hi leh ut ing. nangsang nauzaw numei no tawh na ki thuah ciang in ka lungnuam zolo hi.

34. Nidang aa na zawllui( lawmngaih lui) nu thu pen tel nuam mah mah ingh.

35. Kei zong nidang ka lawmngaihlui( zawllui) te phawk mah mah ingh. ahi zong ka it penpen in nang mah na hi ve. it na leh phawkna ki banglo hi ven mate.

36. Nang tawh ih ki thuah/ ki ten asawt mahmah hang in, atawntung in nang kiang pan in, itna thak kisam den ingh.(suprise)

37. Nang pen ong it/ ong ngaih mahmah ingh- ong ci den in, nong cih loh ciang in ong it nawnlo/ ong ngai nawnlo aa ngaih sun kha thei ka hih man hi.

38. Mi hon mai ah ong tai ken la, tua hi leh ken zong ka hih theih zah in na lawm te leh, mi hon mai ah maipha ong pia nuam lua ingh..

39. Sep khelh / bawl khelh ka neih ciang in, ong tai in ! ahi zong- nong tai khit ciang nong mai tai kik aa ( kiss) cih bang nong piak kik ding mangngilh kei in.

40. Kei lungsim sung ah- nang tawh hi peuh leng- ki cing ka ki sak hang in, mi te ong muhna ah, kei aa ding a ki sam tam mahmah kha ding hi cih phawk den in.

41. Ka heh man in, phone ong call nawn ken, ong zong nawn ken ci aa kong gen pen- phone ong call , ong zong zel in ka cihnop na hi zaw hi.

42. Numei dang te tawh gen teh na cih bang kong dot ciang in, tua te sang in nang kong it zawk na hong gen nuam ka hi zaw aa, tua te sang in nang ong kom/ kem den zo ding ka hih lam ong thei sak nuam ka hi zaw hi.

43. Ka heh ciang in, ong hehnem pah in, numei heh pen, hun lak kullo aa- heh baih – nuam baih ahih lam zong na theih ding ki sam hi.

44. Ka deih khempeuh nong lei sak loh hang pha mawh kei ! ahi zong ni thupi kha peuhpeuh ciang tua te sung pan khat ong leisak le teh ka lungdam mahmah hi. nalungsim sung aa kei aa ding cih ngaihsut na aom ka theih ciang ka lung kim hi.

45. Na lawmnu/ Zi – inthu kong gen ciang in, hoih tak ong ngaih sak in. bil langkhat ah lut a langkhat ah pai khia cih bang om sak kei in.

46. Na lawmte tawh- vak khawm, ne khawm, dawn khawm in pha mawh kei. kei zong khat veivei kong zui nuam buang ke maw! na lawm te’n kei pen- na zi / na lawmnu ka hih lam ka thei sak nuam buang ke maw!

47. Hih la hoih sa lua ingh kong cih ciang in, alamal te na ngaihsak in, alamal sung ah kong gen nop kam mal ki hel/ par ahhi man in na ngaih sak ham tang in.

48. Shopping pai cih pen numei te uk nam a hih man in, ong mawhsak kei in, khat veivei kei zong ong paipih zel ve maw!

49. Na nu leh pa te kiang ah ! kei pen- innsung na sep siam kei ci ngei kei in. sim mah mah hi zong ci tuan kei in.

50. Ciamnuih na tawh ki bang ! letsong ongpia kei in maw.
website dang pan kong khawm zawn

[Nuam]

ဒီလိုမိန္းကေလးကအေတာ္ကိုရွားပါတယ္။
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[Cingbawi]

Ok fine. A tel hak Pasalte cih thulu khat in ong pan leuleu ou leh lol.